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Here are my favorite gta quotes i also added some from a few other games.....

 

war.......war never changes - narrator - fallout 3

when in doubt just start blowing **bleep** up - james grayson - resistance retribution

I just wanted to **bleep** you off before i killed you - tommy vercetti - gta vice city

Its time for the lance vance dance - lance vance - gta vice city

your disgusting weres your respect - toni cipriani - liberty city stories

(drunk hailing a cab) YEEEELLOOOOOWW CCAAAARRRR!!!! - niko belic - gta iv

Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war.....except from the outbreak of a plague but that might be going to far in this case - donald love - gta 3

my mothers my sister - random ped - gta 3

in the navy! - random ped - gta 3

Give him the rifle marco! you expect him to start throwing empty can from up there if this thing kicks off? - jimmy pegirino - gta iv

trespassers will will be shot survivors will be shot again - sign - gta vice city

you werent supposed to be able to get here you know - secret sign - gta 3

you just cant get enough of this alley can you? - secret sign - gta lcs

(when the car is so damaged it dosent start) start you turd - niko belic - gta iv

(when you die in jak 2) while your down there...can you rub my feet - daxter - jak 2

(when you die in jak 2) ill say something real teary at the funeral like HOW AM I GANNA GET OUT OF HERE NOW? - daxter - jak 2

(talking about jak) our boy here gets all mean and nasty when you **bleep** him off....so dont **bleep** him off..... a word to the wise - daxter - jak 3

molecuels have mass? i didnt even know they were catholic. - wadsworth butler - fallout 3

two canibals are eating a clown one canibal says to the other. dose this taste funny to you? - wadsworth butler - fallout 3


MY FAVORITE GTA CONVERSATION:

(packie is talking about how much he loves drinking and how much he loves poetry...)
Packie: do you like poetry niko?
Niko:smileysurprised:f course i do,we have a lot of poetry back home,do you mind if i recite some for you?
Packie:sure,recite away!
Niko:its all in my language, its really long is that ok?
Packie: sure, thats fine

Niko: im just**bleep**ing with you packie i dont know any **bleep**ing poetry

 

 

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when you die on jak 1 daxter says "well better you than me"

 

also on gta3 when things get weird like you shoot alot of people they go "holy macaroni"


 

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE:hey how are you going to ask summer wheatley to the dance well how are you gonna do that?
PEDRO:i am going to build her a cake or something
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and also what mission was that called when niko was drunk or was he??


 

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE:hey how are you going to ask summer wheatley to the dance well how are you gonna do that?
PEDRO:i am going to build her a cake or something
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11-03-2009 09:39 PM
 
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I like when you get drunk with Packie and he starts rambling off about poetry and Ireland. Then he starts to sing for a long time. To which Niko replies by saying: "We don't have poetry like that back home." 


 

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what missions is it called when niko is drunk? i forgot
 

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE:hey how are you going to ask summer wheatley to the dance well how are you gonna do that?
PEDRO:i am going to build her a cake or something
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I cant really remember alot from the older games. But I love these 2 quotes... "You Look Like You Need A Good **bleep**." - Tony Montana "SCARFACE" "Nobody **bleep**s With Tommy Vercetti!" - Tommy Vercetti "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City"
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Deadeye_Leone wrote:

Here are my favorite gta quotes i also added some from a few other games.....

 

war.......war never changes - narrator - fallout 3

when in doubt just start blowing **bleep** up - james grayson - resistance retribution

I just wanted to p*ss you off before i killed you - tommy vercetti - gta vice city

Its time for the lance vance dance - lance vance - gta vice city

your disgusting weres your respect - toni cipriani - liberty city stories

(drunk hailing a cab) YEEEELLOOOOOWW CCAAAARRRR!!!! - niko belic - gta iv

Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war.....except from the outbreak of a plague but that might be going to far in this case - donald love - gta 3

my mothers my sister - random ped - gta 3

in the navy! - random ped - gta 3

Give him the rifle marco! you expect him to start throwing empty can from up there if this thing kicks off? - jimmy pegirino - gta iv

trespassers will will be shot survivors will be shot again - sign - gta vice city

you werent supposed to be able to get here you know - secret sign - gta 3

you just cant get enough of this alley can you? - secret sign - gta lcs

(when the car is so damaged it dosent start) start you turd - niko belic - gta iv

(when you die in jak 2) while your down there...can you rub my feet - daxter - jak 2

(when you die in jak 2) ill say something real teary at the funeral like HOW AM I GANNA GET OUT OF HERE NOW? - daxter - jak 2

(talking about jak) our boy here gets all mean and nasty when you p*ss him off....so dont p*ss him off..... a word to the wise - daxter - jak 3

molecuels have mass? i didnt even know they were catholic. - wadsworth butler - fallout 3

two canibals are eating a clown one canibal says to the other. dose this taste funny to you? - wadsworth butler - fallout 3


MY FAVORITE GTA CONVERSATION:

(packie is talking about how much he loves drinking and how much he loves poetry...)
Packie: do you like poetry niko?
Niko:smileysurprised:f course i do,we have a lot of poetry back home,do you mind if i recite some for you?
Packie:sure,recite away!
Niko:its all in my language, its

 

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You know this sign is on GTA SA it when you go to that 70 guy and burn the farm [I think this is the missoin ] there was a sign and I was just going to do a thread about it you must be holding a sniper so you can read it

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some old guy said once "everything old get uncool only THE PS2"

if SONY & M$ become a team then i think we will see ... THE PSX360
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"My mother's my sister!" - GTA III

"Ahem. Sir, you smell like s***" - GTA SA

"No one wants to stare at your junk!" - Saints Row 2

 


 

You know? I bet there's a cream for that!
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Niko my cousin!!!!!!!!!- Roman

What rude boy is trying to say is...- Little Jacob

What would you say if we didnt assainate Kennedy, we never landed on the moon, and we are are ran buy snake-headed reptilians? -The Truth. Id say your out yo **bleep**in mind. -CJ

 

 

& Not a quote, but if you stand in front of a car on GTA 3, and they beep, Claud usually flips them off. lol

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goh13 wrote:

Deadeye_Leone wrote:

Here are my favorite gta quotes i also added some from a few other games.....

 

war.......war never changes - narrator - fallout 3

when in doubt just start blowing **bleep** up - james grayson - resistance retribution

I just wanted to p*ss you off before i killed you - tommy vercetti - gta vice city

Its time for the lance vance dance - lance vance - gta vice city

your disgusting weres your respect - toni cipriani - liberty city stories

(drunk hailing a cab) YEEEELLOOOOOWW CCAAAARRRR!!!! - niko belic - gta iv

Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war.....except from the outbreak of a plague but that might be going to far in this case - donald love - gta 3

my mothers my sister - random ped - gta 3

in the navy! - random ped - gta 3

Give him the rifle marco! you expect him to start throwing empty can from up there if this thing kicks off? - jimmy pegirino - gta iv

trespassers will will be shot survivors will be shot again - sign - gta vice city

you werent supposed to be able to get here you know - secret sign - gta 3

you just cant get enough of this alley can you? - secret sign - gta lcs

(when the car is so damaged it dosent start) start you turd - niko belic - gta iv

(when you die in jak 2) while your down there...can you rub my feet - daxter - jak 2

(when you die in jak 2) ill say something real teary at the funeral like HOW AM I GANNA GET OUT OF HERE NOW? - daxter - jak 2

(talking about jak) our boy here gets all mean and nasty when you p*ss him off....so dont p*ss him off..... a word to the wise - daxter - jak 3

molecuels have mass? i didnt even know they were catholic. - wadsworth butler - fallout 3

two canibals are eating a clown one canibal says to the other. dose this taste funny to you? - wadsworth butler - fallout 3


MY FAVORITE GTA CONVERSATION:

(packie is talking about how much he loves drinking and how much he loves poetry...)
Packie: do you like poetry niko?
Niko:smileysurprised:f course i do,we have a lot of poetry back home,do you mind if i recite some for you?
Packie:sure,recite away!
Niko:its all in my language, its

 

POST your favorite gta and other game quotes!

 


You know this sign is on GTA SA it when you go to that 70 guy and burn the farm [I think this is the missoin ] there was a sign and I was just going to do a thread about it you must be holding a sniper so you can read it


I've seen one of those "trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again." signs in real life. 

 

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